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KING PHILLIP AND THE HOLY PIGS

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KING PHILLIP, THE PIGS LOVER


In Nortanon in Agree, King Phillip lived by his farm of pigs. He had a nature, inkling and great love for pigs, and the rearing of them, which he usually ate wet tastes me tastes grace. Haste pastohs quests. King Phillip loved to have slaughtered for him at least twelve pigs in a day, of which he made a feast in his Rindam palace to his lords, wives and concubines, blind. Where did the pigs come from?

WAYWORRIES

The pigs were gathered from the forest of Wayworries and tended by his servants. Gathering pigs was not easy for these servants, but King Phillip usually ordered that they be forcefully killed if they could not get them or refused to do so, for his love of pigs.

SLAVADORA

Slavadora was the chief of his sad fans was the co-ordinator of the pigs’ herds. He was a cool headed, sturdy, bald man who was noted for his strength all round Nortaton in Agree, but he was not secure and feared most for his life for the sake of his risky work of getting and tending pigs for the ever pigs hungry King Phillip.

OCCASIONDAE

Whenever the pigs were slaughtered, King Phillip asked a portion of the blood to make the Wine Sop. The Wine Sop was a mixture of pig blood, human blood and wine, which he drank as the King’s honored wine and a huge man big was to be killed. This human was traditionally a man. As a trick, usually King Phillip loved women and usually killed the husbands of beautiful women for the wine sop, so as to take their wives. Hardly did a week pass weed out King Phillip killing a man for his Wine Sop.

VALLITENDA

The few men left in Nortanon in Agree, either sought to flee and leave their wives, but there was no way or as most of there young men did, refused to marry. All the girls and most lovely women were for King Phillip.


ADIANGAPANTALLAH

Edupris, one of King Phillip’s servants under Slavadora one day out of mistake allowed a pig escape from the pigs’ herds and it was made known to King Phillip. King Phillip, just for his love for pigs decided a national execution on not just Edupris, but of his entire family in Holtafell.


HOLTAFELL

Holtafell was the traditional spot of King Phillip’s address was made to the people of Nortanon in Agree, like a public square, made of a grassless land made so by stampede especially in hot seasons. Here also, King Phillip usually made a choice or declaration of which new women or girls he was adding to his concubines and wives.


HOTUNCLSIS

On the day of the execution of Edupris and his family, they were gathered in Holtafell, but Holtafell was lose and had no boundaries. The people of Nortaton in Agree were forcefully asked to come and watch this execution by the Barniwara, King Phillip’s set of army, so as to warn anyone publicly, who dared to play about King Phillip’s pigs.

The family were gathered in the centre of Holtafell for execution by decapitation. But one of Edupris children, a boy named Hotunclsis broke out of Holtafell into the crowd and escaped. The population of Nortanon in Agree who were mostly women and who knew the intention of King Phillip and his pure rabid wickedness, made a slow light hearted chase of Hotunclsis, who escaped and ran to a town called APALLIBOS. Twenty people paid for this, who were executed along the rest of Edupris family and the wives of the men where they were not women, were after the execution, added to the wives of King Phillip.


THE ANAGIRA

King Phillip was so aggrieved and refused to eat pigs that day, since Hotunclsis had fled. He decided to pay a set of merchants traveling for Nortimon, a place, to search out Hotunclsis. The truth is, he never knew the merchants hated him and went away with his four cords of silver. King Phillip then ordered the Barniwara to gather and give a solution to Hotunclsis’ disappearance. One of the Barniwaras, Efelsis who was a very intelligent man suggested to King Phillip that since he was getting more disturbed and no more eating pigs which he loved, it was wise he ceased to do this for his health sake, faced his pigs and lived a merry lifer – and barricade the Holtafell round with large timbers of woods. King Phillip immediately accepted his advice and commanded the Barniwaras to put this in place. And for the first in two days’ sadness, King Phillip began to eat pigs once more. But the instruction to barricade Holtafell was carried out to the later.

One day due to happiness, eating pigs, King Phillip had walked around the Holtafell which was near his palace in Rindam in Nortaton in Agree to admire its beauty, taking the Wine sop. He then decided it should be called no more Holtafell since Hotunclsis made him to be more saddened when he remembers he once escaped from there, but Stadidas after the god of chicken pox, and it was agreed by the PALACE ELDERS for the very sake of King Phillip’s happiness, so he could settle down and for once eat pigs, without the distraction of a once-forgotten boy called Hotunclsis.

THE TRICK OF STEDIA

King Phillip then started a game still in his quest for pigs and women. Some of the people of Nortanon in Agree had a few pigs and fine women still. So, King Phillip would send Epotimos, one of his palace servants to go pursue the pigs and wives of certain of the dwellers in Nortanon in Agree to the stadidas where they would be caught, pigs for slaughter and women for wives. And once a woman or pig entered into the stadidas except on the day of the King’s call and address, it or she automatically became the King’s property. The King then extended it to become a game in which once in a year, women and pigs of the pooer dwellers in Nortanon in Agree were pursued by threat to the stadidas by the Barniwaras, so as to have them become his, which was always the only place they could have refuge from threats, which was called HOLOPOLO. And the people of Nortanon in Agree who knew the trick of the king called these pigs and the women, Phillip’s reward.


BUT WHO WAS KING PHILLIP?
King Phillip was the bad son of Amipolo who had reigned the land of Nortanon in Agree peacefully before he died. He only had one son. This son who was not taught farming, milking or knitting was called Phillip Dizaminapolo. He became king after his father had died. King Phillip had ninety nine sons, a hundred, two hundred and eight grand children and fifty three daughters some of which he married for the faralas and sacrifice of some of the sons for wine sop, because he believed they made his wine sop strong enough to give him strength to rule his kingdom.


WHY DID HE SACRIFICE?

King Phillip sacrificed because he was a wify - a man who loved so many women and needed more spirits to keep them endeared to and from being taken from him, which metamorphosed into the more expanded word in use today – “wizard”.

He surrounded himself with so many gods, which he believed did for him, in the process wasting so many lives. But King Phillip had a son called Alixagram whom he particularly loved and reserved for his throne, the son of Abinbin, the daughter of Ishia the dutiful grass-wiper, whom he killed based on an accusation that he was insulting pinpin, the god of the grass, just to take her, whom he loved so much since she apart from Alixagram had given birth to three more female children whom he married.


KING PHILLIP AND THE PLATE OF BONES

King Phillip also ate the flesh, roasted or cooked of the men he used for his wine sop and particularly loved to lick their bones sitting on his throne whenever there was a sport of HOLLOPOLO. During each Hollopolo, King Phillip usually shared these flesh in a plate side by side with Alixagram his preferred son on the throne while watching the sport, and particularly loved to share the bones. He would eat most of the flesh, then transfer predominantly the plate of bones to Alixagram, whose share was usually bones. Alixagram knew this but usually had no option whenever there was a Hollopolo.

THE BATAMANRANK

King Phillip after a long time having just the Hollopolo decided the years were too long and boring and it was obviously offsetting having only the Hollopolo and introduced another sport called THE BATAMARANK OR THE BATTER MAN OF THE RANK. His aim and objective in the sport was to have a situation where some of his Barnawara were brought to fight each other and killed themselves in the process and their pieces and dripping blood was used for his meat and wine sop. So, the batter man of the rank had come to stay.

Next, King Phillip added another game called the TURTLE DRIFT, in which the heads of his beheaded offenders were kicked by the Barnawara into a large cauldron where they were cooked in the stadidas in his presence and those of the people of Nortanon in Agree.

Gradually, the stadidas was needing seats and was discentralised and controlled by some of his Barnawaras.

THE HOLY PIGS

The people of Nortanon in Agree were becoming used to these sports invented by King Phillip, which they called THE HOLY PIGS, and which made for no conscience.

Finally, King Phillip died and his favored son Alixagram, became the next king of Nortanon in Agree.

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