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THE KING OF KAI-KAI LAND

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JOY SUN



TABLE OF CONTENTS

1. THE FRUSTRUM AND WARNER DOG
2. FIM FANCY
3. KAMWOT
4. FIRM PLAN
5. HERON APPLES
6. THE KING OF KAI-KAI LAND



DEDICATION

Naus sa yu.



1

THE FRUSTRUM AND WARNER DOG

People were dying. Heads were falling from the Frustrum. A women grabbed her baby in the midst of the trouble and passed through soldiers with swords, daggers and guns and ran away. Her husband was the next to be killed on the Frustrum. She could not look at the scene twice. But somehow, through those dark brushes and rough spikes, soldiers horror filled way and day, she escaped. The land was KAI-KAI land.

Warner Dog was the king extempero of Kai-kai land, and he was a dastard blood drinker. He drank blood from his cup. Fresh blood of humans. He was the son of Nkanyak, the prince of Nowhere. History has it that they had descended from the Nafogets in Utaland and had come over to Kai-kai land as bizarre Lords. The problem of the Kai-kaists was that they were free chop senders or soft-hearted people. It was good to be soft-hearted, but not to be foolish. Soft-heartedness is needed for a day, and not necessarily for the useless there.

When the Nafogets in Utaland migrated to Kai-kai land, they came as helpless fugitives wearing rags, hungry with wounds, which made the king Sobrates of Kai-kai land heretofore known as Hallon; for what was now known as Kai-kai land was once the most adorable existent state or monarchial territory called Hallon; to accept them. But the Nafogets had come and settled with the intent to destroy the whole beauty of ages. Pity was the tool they used. Since king Sobrates knew only moral standards and had a soft heart, which is only good on certain days only to soft-hearted recepients, he had failed at this point. He took the Nafogets in, washed their wounds, clothed them, gave them a lush part of Hallon city called January.

The Nafogets of January were found to be poor people who loved poverty and could not appreciate good things, no matter how it was shown tho them, but only had the heart to get apples. "Give me", they would say in their rags, even without a thank-you. That was a wrong signal to Sobrates and all the Hallonas, because one push-minded professor of White Thought called Professor Hill Degree had stated in the school of the Nobles in Hallon, that "ingratitude is the greatest sin, and not even the devil is the greatest sinner but the ungrateful person." That if a person were not grateful, they were destructive. Sobrates continued with his givinization, not listening, not knowing that his throne and the whole people of Hallon were at risk.

One day, a child was born at The Popular hospital headed by Doctor Richard Fairhead. The child was a Nafoget. Fairhead called King Sobrates and instructed that the child should be killed or ostracized with it's mother who did not have a husband to some territory elsewhere where it would be safe for him and others if he grew up, since he would seek a kingdom. Sobrates said "no". But that was a lot wisdom. Not killing the child but ostracising him could help give him his kingdom faraway, which Fairhead forewas, but Sobrate had made a mistake. He allowed the woman and her son, Sad head, to stay in Hallon.

People talked to Sobrates about it, but he bluffed them counting on pity. After forty years, Sobrates would die, but the Nafogets had grown so many and gone to call the Noxites and Afils to come over with them and take the territory of Hallon. It was on a 5th September, the Day of Days. The slaughter was hell and hillarious; almost all the Hallonas were killed. But how they particularly were killed was too horrifying. All males of Hallon were taken up to the top of a Frustrum and had their heads chopped off by a bright shinning blade. The head would fall and the body discarded in the presence of their wives and children. The heir apparent of Hallon, who was the son of Sobrates, named prince Hallos, was the last man that was killed at the Frustrum that day. Corpses and heads were all over the place, but his wife had just escaped with his new born baby, Happles.

After the slaughter, the women were shared to the Noxites, Afils and Nafoget soldiers. The land had it's name changed from Hallon to Kai-kai land, which was the language of the Nafogets, meaning "Damage Land", and the new king was king Sad head or Ishimbi or Warner Dog. Kai-kai land was one of the saddest, roughest place in existence. King Sad head ruled with a fist. He usually killed, not just the Hallona women, but also his fellow men in the sacrifice of Toi, particularly during a festival called "Blood Law". Nobody knew who would be killed next.




2

FIM FANCY

The schools were closed. No one went to school again in Kai-kai land. But a little boy, a Hallona, always went with his grandmother Anax and mother Adaroda to farm. His name was Fim Fancy. Farming was good if Sad head gave them a land to farm, but it was not all.

In the farm, Fim Fancy would learn staking or the ability to throw pebbles to exactly where he wanted them to be. He never exactly got it right till one day, when he threw a pebble and it fell, for the first time, at exactly where he wanted. That gave him great joy and taught him that all things were possible, particularly, if Eyota, the maker was involved.

He retired back that day from his staking to meet his mother Adaroda and grandmother Anax, and shared his very little success. That it brought him great joy and made him fulfilled. His mother told him " Fancy, that means all things are possible including the reverse of the situation we are in. It only means we should stake in some other ways to have it." This staking involved learning, believing and keeping on believing till the set day of the victory. Fancy learnt by counting leaves in the farm and sand grains, no matter how hard it was. He would grow up to find to his utter amazement that this was the trick the Nafogets, the Noxites and the Afils had mastered themselves, which created so many rooms in their minds, where they stored catalis or demons of violence.

Fancy could not believe it. He used counting once to chase a headache. Then, he came to a conclusion: " If I could count to a certain point, no matter how faraway the digit was, I could count out Sad head and his Wickedness. I could even number his kingdom and finish and decide its fall and time. Thirty years had passed and his mother, Adaroda and grandmother, Anax had died, and he feared the Nafoget king, King Ishimbi and his Noxite and Afil counterparts would kill him, although there was no war. So, he ran to a faraway land called Kamwot.




3


KAMWOT

At Kamwot, Fancy served a man named Hitly, a Carver and Goldsmith. Hitly always paid him on one condition, "if you have so worked and are sure the gold or wood is wrought and despite how your back aches, you find you're no more interested in going away. "That", according to him was "the signal of victory or the secret of the production of great works. Infact, Hitly warned him severally that it is a very bad signal and sickness to begin to have discomforts at whatever stage of a great work, because that sense of discomfort was only the gang up of the demons of impossibility. And that if one was more violent and determined at such times, he would just win a war.

Fancy heard the word "war" and asked if he was a soldier or had been one. It was here Hitly told him that himself had escaped from war one day in a faraway land called Nagti to this free land, and had some other people like a prince whose father was killed and would have been killed in a land known presently as Kai-kai land. "Where is that prince?", he asked Hitly. "Well, boy, that is a secret. I don't know who you are." "I am the son of Fancy Bright, the second son of Imatala, the general of Hallon who was killed so many years ago in Kai-kai land", Fancy replied.

Hitly looked at him and said "it couldn't be. Because if it had been, then by now you would have conquered Kai-kai land."

Fancy had to learn more about the land he sought to get back and Methodics, a war tactics that was just another version of staking. "Staking could be done on air, the land, the sea, in a battlefield or anywhere if you have the stake at heart." And that "bad people were only bad, not because the worst should happen but because Eyota or God allowed the worst to happen, so that a stable, secure good could come and stay unchallenged. This is the law of Foundations", he said.

After Fancy had learnt for sometime, Hitly told him "I will now make you see the man you are looking for. But before that, I will teach you how to stand for hours bare feet on a frozen mountain without a frost bite." "How would that be?", Fancy asked. "Just follow me" was the reply. They got up the side of the Antler mountain all the way to its top with a can hanging on a belt suspended on Hitly's waist. The can was full of ants. When they arrived the top, it was all frozen and too cold. Hitly looked at Fancy and said " you surely choose here to live or die. And to live, wear this leather belt (he handed it to him) between your ankle and knees, wear another one between your palms and elbow and fill them up securely with ants as I do, then swallow some of the ants. Don't fear that you will be stung and let's see if you will have a frost bite." The ants made both of them highly restless as they bit them, which made them restless on the mount, thereby warming their blood and raising its temperature. They came down without a frost bite, only sweating profusely. "What caused that?", Hitly asked Fancy. " Permanent discomfort" was his answer. "Permanent discomfort keeps us on a permanent chase of our destinies, till we have it permanent before us." " That was a large lesson", Fancy said.

After two days, Hitly told Fancy to accompany him to the Ruta Market in Anamville. He wanted to buy some meat. When they arrived, he bought some meat from the meat seller whom he called Germaine. Then they left. When they got home, Hitly asked him "How did you see that meat seller? Is he a cute guy?" "He is a wreck although he is my age", Fancy replied. "So, you choose to be like that?" He said "No". Then, he replied "that is Happles, the son of Prince Hallos, the son of King Sobrates of your now Kai-kai land for your information. He came here to hide. He changed his name to Imbi, and is a poor meat seller. He is no more interested in any Kingdom anywhere." Fancy began to cry. "So, how would you claim back Hallon and make it a permanent beauty?" was Hitly's reply. Anything is possible by it's specific staking Methodics", he added to him. " And whenever you set out to achieve anything, destroy every uneasiness, misgiving or doubt, because they are just a band of the demons of impossibility approaching. Behind them, no matter the number of times the doubt or uneasiness approach, is the glory you're looking for." "So, I'll stake for the reclamation of Hallon", Fancy said. "Then, go for it till it is what you said", Hitly added.

Nobody told Hitly to go find the meat seller. And when he met him, he did not introduce himself to him or tell him anything about Hallon, because
that could cause a serious trouble. He called himself Nash, and tried to be his friend always buying meat from him.

After two months, Fancy known to Imbi as Nash, called him for a drink in his house, where they ate meat also. Imbi was beginning to love Nash so much because he had always bought so much meat from him. Now, he bought so much that day. After the meat-wine party, Nash closed the door and asked Imbi, "Imbi, what could be more than meat?" Imbi was silent for a while. Then he told him: " Don't cry. My true name is Fim Fancy, the son of Fancy Bright, the second son of Imatala, the general of Hallon who was killed so many years ago in Kai-kai land. And I know your true name is Happles, the son of prince Hallos, the son of Sobrates. What could be better than meat?" That day both of them cried together. But Imbi or Happles told him to tell no one. "We'll reclaim that land back again - even Hallos", he said. But before then, Fancy taught Happles the law of staking. That anything placed on our path by Eyota or God, would surely be if we had the permanent faith, despite our permanent discomfort, till we destroyed the oppositely staged and fixed bands of the demons of impossibility approaching.

After two months, they reached a plan. Warner Dog who killed at the Frustrum at now Kai-kai land had died. His son Ishimbi, reigned over Kai-kai land.




4

FIRM PLAN

"Beauty is not in riding horses but in having one to ride", Fancy told Happles one day. "So, how do we get the horses?" "By going for war or finding them in forests with strong loops. Which of these do you choose?", he asked. Happles said he didn't like war. Fancy told him, "You did not get my point. Horses are first gotten in the mind before you ever have the luck of getting one, whether in war or peace." Happles had to think about it seriously. "So, you mean I can reclaim Hallon?" "How did Warner Dog get it from King Sobrates in the first place?" was his reply. Was it not through the same method? And I tell you", he added, " by the law of Foundations, if we get it back this time, it will be a permanent, unshakable kingdom.

Days, weeks, months and two years passed before Happles could gather his feet about the possibility of claiming back Hallon. "It would not be by plentiful soldiers or a dreadful army", Fancy told him. It will be by winning the war in the mind. "When you've safely won it, then you will win it physically. Hallon will be yours.




5

HERON APPLES

Finally, Happles and Fancy had won the war in their minds. "Then, it would be possible", they said. What would they use for the war? Heron apples. "You know the peoples of Kai-kai land are careless people. They love good things but can't be grateful. A new brand of apples had just been discovered in Nukes Laboratory in Kamwot and were sold to them cheaply. From the king Ishimbi, to his guards, to the least man in the land, ate Heron apples they could not plant. "If we sell them cheaper and poison them, they would buy more and eat them plenty to dead", Fancy added. But we must start by selling them unpoisoned first.

Two lorries of Heron apples were always loaded from Kamwot to Kai-kai land, which the people bought and ate carelessly.

When Fancy and Happles saw they were careless and had forgotten themselves to passion, one day, they loaded trucks of poisoned large Heron apples to Kai-kai land and sold them cheaper. Remember, the king of Kai-kai land and all the men of his kingdom loved Heron apples themselves could not plant. The king bought so many. The common man bought so many. But they ate, slept and never woke up. Only forty women who were Hallonas and their children did not eat them, because they had no money to buy, and the Nafogets, the Noxites and the Afils did not give them. Kindness in some way could win a war, and what about the lack of it?



6

THE KING OF KAI-KAI LAND

Happles and Fancy told the men of Kamwot and the other lands who were fed up of the stories of Warner Dog and King Ishimbi his son, who took over Hallon and called it Kai-kai land, what they had done. Those bright men were happy. They took over the land, relocated there, and built the land to taste and made Happles, the son of Prince Hallos, the son of King Sobrates, the king of Kai-kai land. King Garnerer Stars, as he would be called, could not believe it. He changed the name of the land to Norquest and always said: "It was by kindnesses my grandfather lost it. I still win by kindnesses." He became so great, had two zillion blue velted horses from Demeria, wore a golden crown and the costliest robes of Nortoch. His feet never touched the ground. There was enough food for all to eat. His army, The Nato Heavens, was the greatest and strongest, the name of which could melt away all the war Lords of Itemeria. So, all came to pay homage to him. He made Fancy the head of his army. But by mimic and laughter, all men of all realms had come to unforgettably know him as the King Unsolvable or the King of Kai-kai land. And according to him, as he'd usually quote from the general of his army, General Fancy:

"After knowledge comes wisdom, after wisdom comes understanding, after understanding comes power, after power, glory, after glory, honor, after honor, majesty, after majesty, jealousy, after jealousy, a war, after war, peace. Then, the cycle repeats itself again. This cycle can never be broken, says the bright Lamb."

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